- You're significant other can't keep their hands off your butt.
- It's near impossible to hit on Dr. Sexypants because you're never sick anymore.
- You're Mom will say "you're too skinny" every time she sees you.
- The internal debate whether it's more ethical to give away your toaster, or simply just throw it in the trash feels impossible to resolve. Why waste a perfectly good appliance? Then again, why enable someone else's bad habits? Ugh! What to do?
- You have too much energy for sitting and watching your brand new flat screen.
- You're spice rack isn't big enough, and will overflow with new spices.
- It seems like everyone on Craigslist is seeking a BBW!
- Now when you drink coffee you feel like you can take on a bus (not safe).
- Your subscription to Women's Health Magazine feels like a waste of money.
- You will have to buy all new clothes and will likely have to cut extra holes in your belts.
If you can think of any other reasons, drop a comment!
